Witticisms #1

Sullied Soapbox:

I fail so much at being humorous, medieval doctors have visited me in dreams to lambaste me over profaning the term "humour." #medievaljoke Never trust anyone passing out freehand mushrooms: They tend to have loose morels. #mycologyjoke As a child, I had a peculiar vocabulary. Imagine my surprise when I referred to a customer crossing through the vestibule of my local CVS as a transvestite. #inclusivejoke Hydration is integral, but it also involves frequent bathroom breaks. I made the mistake of publicly urinating in the local coal region. Police nabbed me for exposing myself to miners. Now I'm registered as a wedge offender and can't even make a profile on Binder without my shaft being scrutinized. Everyone in the area considers me a kerfert. #coaljoke The national honors society for English is Sigma Tau Delta. Either that is a winking nod to the abbreviation or... No. That has to be it. #stdjoke #jokes #humor