Failed Business Ideas
- Daniel McLaughlin
- Nov 2, 2020
- 1 min read

MiaoBrau - The only beer brewed by cats
Catniptini - For high-society felines
Mole Station - A multimedia site made for kids to learn about local wildlife - destroyed by the website molestation.com
PedoFile - A service aimed at folks who want to care for their feet while on the go
Dick's Fast Food - failed because of the slogan "You'll Be Tasting Dick's For Days!"
Dan's Used Tampons, Inc. - Just some sloe gin on a twisted napkin Y'All Haul - U-Haul expanding its market share to the south America's Funniest Home Surgeries Lawn Dart Acupuncture Free Shipping - The best platform for fanfic!
Diabolical Follicle Debacle Hair Solutions
Criminal Negli-Gents - Your one-stop shop for sexy men's evening wear .Pals - Home of All Palsies Finally, I once worked in construction. My last day? I was doing interior work when my boss stopped me. She didn't appreciate that instead of insulation, I was stuffing the joint with cotton candy. Sorry. Pink Panther lords over insulation. I was trying to save us money!
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